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Friday, January 14, 2011

If Your Ugly and You Know It....

****The Following Is Meant as Pure Humor and Nothing More..... Do NOT take it Seriously or Personally..... And Even if You Do, So Be It...




For all its worth, there are a lot of things that we can change in our lives. We can change clothes (hopefully we all do this regularly), we can change our hairstyles (a lot of the times for the worst..... mohawks, mullets - I'm looking at you). We can change the type of music we listen to and the friends we hang out with..... Many of us change cell phone companies and television service providers. From the opinions we hold to the places we live, change for the most part is something we can control....

But sadly, there are just somethings we cannot. We can't change the weather (although Global Warming is a bitch). We can't' change being taxed as Americans or hating cab drivers as New Yorkers..... And one thing we really can't change is ugly.... Yes ugly has been around for ages. From the time of Jesus himself, ugly has been a disease without a cure nor a reason. Is it just that one is unlucky? Or that their parents didn't think twice before mixing their genetics? No ones really knows..... But sadly many people with a case of ugly seem to think they aren't..... And honestly, this is more of a problem than the ugly itself.... 




Now, I know what you're thinking, "Can't plastic surgery change ugly? Well, can it?" Well, if you really want an answer, just ask her --> 
They say beauty is only skin deep.... Well ugly is to the bone.... And people need to come to grips with that.  Ladies, it must be aggravating hearing people compliment your ugly friends on "How nice their hair looks..." So what, their still ugly..... Stop trying to detract from her ugliness!! Guys, having a hot chick approach you at a bar only to say, "'Hey my friends over here thinks you're hot...." Only for you to be face to face with a beast-monkey....Like really? You couldn't introduce me to that Wildenstein chick up there^^^.... At least her Cowardly Lion lookin ass is rich! Am I sounding too vain?

Hell no! See, ugly people need to let it go already.... There is no hiding your outter ugly... Really and truly.... In a conversation I had with a friend, he posed a question and one of the responses to he received was from a feamle who said "I only surround herself with cute and pretty friends.... that their isn't an ugly one that I hang out with....." well, sweethear, you may not hang out with a single ugly chick, but the friends you hang out with sure do..... I really hope this girl looks like her father, cause is she resembles her mother, dear Lord in heaven! 

Now, yes, I am big, fat, heavy, whatever you want to call it.... But a bunch of months of working out and eating properly can change that for me.... But the one thing I am not is ugly.... See, you can change fat, you can't change ugly.... Not one bit... Ugly isn;t something you can lie about..... Guys ever heard a girl describe herself as "thick" but when you come to meet her, she's fat.... You'll never hear an ugly girl describe herself as pretty.... No, She'll shows you photos of herself with her hair covering half her face or that picture where she raises the camera up over her head like she's taking an aerial shot.... Its ok to have one shot like that..... But if all of your pictures are from something that look like a Goodyear blimp angle, yea, we know your ugly....

I guess maybe I am just being too honest in giving my opinion, but then again, why would you want me to lie? 

Talk to you soon......

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