Ladies and gentlemen...... I present to you ...... the newest group sweeping the nation..... Ladies and Gentlemen... No seriously, that is their name.... I mean, with pants that tight, a doctor wouldn't have to ask them to drop trou when cupping their manhood and asking them to cough.... Is it possible for a man to catch a yeast infection? If so, get these two numb-nuts, and by the looks of things they are definitely numb, a check-up real fast!
Look, I am not trying to sound like some old out of touch person with a grudge against the "Generation Now" kids. No, what I have a problem is with young men wearing clothes they took out of their little sisters closets.... It is absolutely fine for a man to wear fitted jeans....... Sometimes it is just a much cleaner look to the outfit he is wearing.... Where the problem lies is here...... They are actually purchasing pants two sizes too short.... thats right..... That sag look, where you can see their boxers is not because they are pulling the pants down.... No, the pants are too short as it is.... Its like they beat down a life sized "Ken" doll and stole his pants.....
I don't want to see your Hanes cotton boxers as I walk down the street.... Especially if your some stank ass kid that's been wearing them 3 days in a row..... You have streaks man! Take care of that! And how can you walk in these things??? Its like you're a bow legged country rap star!
I know we all made some funny fashion statements growing up.... Hammer pants, leg warmers, crimped hair, flat tops, the entire 1980's..... yes, fashion tragedies is the norm when growing up.... But at least we were able to breath and walk in the clothes we wore..... What if these kids were getting chased down the street? They would be shit-outta-luck! Brings new meaning to "tight situations" doesn't it? I know they will grow out of it, but, sadly, it looks like they already are.... Guys, please, no woman wants to be able to count the change in your pocket from the outside.... Nor do they want to know what brand of tighty whites your mom buys you.... So lets change this up.... Lets stop shopping at "Little Sisters Boutique"' and head over to the Gap or Banana Republic or my personal favorite Express..... Let's tighten this up.... Not literally of course!
Talk to you soon....
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