My Teenage Toddler.........

Remind me that when I finally have children to invest in a Bible and a Chastity belt...... No, the bible isn't necessarily for reading..... I figure, its a big enough book for me to go upside their heads with..... Those unabridged Webster's Dictionaries are too big.... Now, I say this knowing my child will one day become a teenager and make a lot of the same stupid decisions I made.... But, until that day comes, I will not rush the growing process of my future children..... I want them to be as young as possible for as long as possible.... We know that the older you get, the more exposed you are to life and the more innocence you lose....

On a recent shopping trip with the parents of my Goddaughter and a friend, we stopped into a children outlet store....  Inside the store were some of the cutest outfits for boys and girls of all ages.... And at a discount, which is great in these tough times (tough times being that I am Puerto Rican, not because of the economy.... We have been broke forever).... So as we are finalizing our purchases, my friend asks me to check out some pajamas for his daughter.... I pass a shelf with little soaps and miscellaneous toiletries for kids... You know, just in case you have a stinky kid.... You know who you are.... As I perused this area, I ran across the items pictures aboved... Scented/ flavored body glitter for girls (I hope... and hope not!)

ARE YOU SHITTIN ME!!!!!!!!! Looooooooooooooooooooooord help us all..... Why would I as a parent/Godparent want to purchase this product?!?!? Who in their right mind would buy this for their kids?!?!?! Are you trying to slut out your five year old already? Are you looking for grand-kids from your pre-pubescent child?!?!?! When did adding a flavored body glitter become part of sending your child out into the playground?!?!?! Has the failed project of keeping Hannah Montana on the straight and narrow resulted in lapse of judgment for all parents when it comes to raising their kids? I'll be damned if my kids leave the house tasting like a sparkling jolly candy! What is it folks, are you trying to get your kid hooked up with Beiber that badly? Smutting her out to a Jonas Brothers didn't go too well?!?! this product looks it belong in a commercial on "To Catch a Predator" "Want your daughter to attract the new hot thing in life, before he becomes famous?!? try Bubble Gum flavored body glitter! This way, he has something to snack one while in the sandbox!" Parents, come on.... GET SOME "ACT-RIGHT"' IN YOUR LIFE.....

Talk to you soon....